Story Time: The One Time I Went to Planned Parenthood

I like mentioning Planned Parenthood because it triggers different emotions for fellow Americans, but I do have a legitimate story. I still find it kind of funny, as well. There was a time when I was addicted to magazines directed at teenage girls, and well, I was a teenage girl. I imagine these magazines have [...]


I Am Surely Cursed as a Pet Owner

I do not actually believe I am cursed, necessarily, but let's just say that something always goes wrong. This could be anything from some kind of disorder, wild or loose animals, poison, bot flies, running away, or just bad behavior. I've only been able to keep a couple dogs around for over ten years, and [...]